A Modicum of Sanity

20060228

God, I hate people. "Oh, he's only 12." Only 12? Hell, when I was 6, I knew not to touch other people's stuff. Especially $1.5M paintings. While I'm not in favor of corporal punishment, I'd say beat him just for the hell of it. And then stick him with the bill. Not his parents. Make that a stipulation. I have no idea what sort of prices art restoration commands, but let's say $10,000 for a nice round figure. He's 12, so he can jolly well start mowing lawns. Once he's 16, hey, McDonald's. Perhaps he'll "understand the severity [of the situation]" once all his income is going towards this.

20060223

Capital Punishment has gotten trickier. I'm still undecided on the issue as a whole, mainly because I can't come up with a feasible alternative. And despite what certain political groups may think, complaining is meaningless and pointless without one.

On the one hand, yes, restitution needs to be made. On the other hand...
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
-Gandhi

It makes no sense at all. To show that killing is wrong, we're going to kill you. This method doesn't seem to have helped much. Homicide rate is currently low, admittedly, but if you look at the numbers, it appears to be just coming down off a peak. Similar results are seen if you look at theft, assault, or really any event over a long period of time; be it political, social, economical, geographical, or what have you. That's just how numbers act.

Best alternative I can come up with is to designate an island for prisoner use, à la Australia. Set up a no-fly zone around the island, enforced via SAM sites. No need to staff the island, however. No fences or cells, either. Prisoners are free to roam the island, and even attempt escape if they feel so inclined. It'll be hundreds if not thousands of islands off the mainland. Ensure the island has a fresh source of potable water (or make them desalinate sea water...), and a goodly supply of food, both plant and animals. For fun, throw in some very territorial and vicious creatures.

That's pretty much the gist of it. Sure, it sucks, but so does the current system. Plus, mine's more entertaining, and has a much lesser economical impact. After the initial study was funded, all that's left is transportation costs. Oh, yeah, forgot that part. Prisoners will be given a biodegradeable parachute (can't have them making sails) and pushed out of a plane. IFF transceivers could avoid them being shot down by the SAMs. If they manage to hit the island, hey, great. If they have to swim a mile, hey, great. Doesn't really matter either way.

20060216

Ahem.

All I'm sayin'.

20060209

Obese black female: recipe for success. People suck. Lawsuits are not the answer to all of life's problems. The American Way [TM] has become horribly mangled. Obesity, indebtedness, ignorance, and litigiousness are the new mainstays of our culture.

1: Become a minority
2: ???
3: PROFIT!

Except, er, Step 2 is "Sue Somebody (Preferably with more money than you)". But it's better this way. The Underpants Gnomes approve.

Honestly. Southwest's request seemed perfectly legitimate to me. If you take up more than one seat, hey, you can pay for two. The poor schmucks sitting next to you certainly don't want to have any more room taken away from them. $DEITY knows there's precious little as it is. First class people also suck, but only because I can't afford it. If I could, I would, and I would loudly mock those in coach. Even my family. It'd be great. "Hey, wasn't the quiche great? Oh? Salted nuts and pretzels?". I laugh.